The pill bug watched the dinosaurs show up. It watched them leave. It was the first animal that ever let you hold it. Now it's a coin.
Every other coin is trying to be new. We're the opposite bet. The pill bug predates every chain, every token, every one of us — and it's still under the same rock it's always been under.
Everyone remembers the same afternoon. A rock in the backyard, and something underneath it that rolled into a ball and let you pick it up.
New to this? That's fine — most people here were too. Take it slow, and never paste a contract address from anywhere but this page or our official accounts.
Install Phantom on your phone or browser. Write your recovery phrase on paper. Never type it into anything, ever.
Buy Solana on any exchange and send it to your Phantom address. Keep a little extra for fees.
Go to pump.fun, connect Phantom, and paste the contract address from this page into the search.
Confirm it reads Pill Bug / $PBUG and the address matches exactly. Then swap. Welcome under the rock.
The only rule that matters: the contract address comes from this website or @pbugcoin. Nowhere else. Not a DM, not a reply, not a helpful stranger. Nobody on the team will ever message you first.
Most of what goes wrong in this corner of the internet goes wrong quietly. So this page stays public and stays current — including the parts that aren't flattering.
The pill bug is a decomposer. It eats what's rotting, aerates the soil, and pulls heavy metals out of contaminated ground — small, unglamorous cleanup work that nothing thanks it for.
So the money goes to the same kind of work: soil, habitat, and the small animals nobody runs a telethon for. It's the one thing on this page that isn't a joke.
Every trade generates a creator fee. A quarter of it routes straight to a charity wallet instead of to us. Nothing to remember, nothing to opt into.
The charity address is published on this page. Anyone can open it on a block explorer and see exactly what's in it, any time, without asking.
Every donation gets posted with a transaction link. If the links stop appearing, you'll know before we tell you.
We haven't named a recipient yet — and we won't name one before they've actually agreed to receive it. Plenty of projects announce a charity that has never heard of them. When ours is real, the organization goes right here.
Telegram open, no coin, no date. Come early, help build it.
pump.fun launch. Address goes live on this page. Wallets published the same day.
Donations posted, sells announced, the room stays open. Ninety days beats any green candle.